Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
by BrokenHands July 07, 2009
The act of forcefully jamming your in-canal earbud(s) into your ear(s) deeper than they already are, and then pulling them out only to repeat the action in an attempt to scratch the terrible itch that all in-canal earbuds cause inside your cranium. Also known as "Ear secks"
1: I used to love how my new Klipsch Custom 3's sounded, but they itched so bad that I went deaf from all the Ear sex.
2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?
2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?
by dojo24 January 23, 2011
by Dragnier August 09, 2017
When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
by MicJaiy May 16, 2005
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when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.
by SHITSME August 05, 2009