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ear dicked

when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.
Yo Nick just ear dicked Ben, that little fag probobly enjoyed it too!
by sean frum bk July 20, 2008
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Ear Dicked

When someone is spewing utter nonsense you have to just sit there an let it penetrate your mind. It's the step right before getting mind-fucked.
Man, that class is rough. I just got ear dicked by THAT professor again.
by Joe-Joeeee April 23, 2021
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dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
by joosen April 22, 2007
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