If you look closely you'll see that the beginning part of this word, |> is a sideways triangle which usually means the play button on a VCR, radio etc. Then it has er at the end so it's like saying player but in a shorter and more clever way. This can only be used when texting or messaging someone.
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Tony: We goin to the party?
John: Yea and that guy Michael will be there.
Tony: Michael is a complete |>er.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 21, 2010
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(adv.)
antiquated form of "before" or "sooner than"
LADY MACBETH: Fie, for shame!
MACBETH. Blood hath been shed ere now, i' the olden time, Ere human statute purged the gentle weal (...)
by urbandict December 18, 2007
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This one single word can actually mean "excuse me" or "can you help me for a minute" this one shortened word "ere" can mean a full question.
ere (person in questions name) can you please show me how to put a job on the system?
by Alex2011connell July 19, 2011
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The Sri Lankan battle cry! Also can be used to say hello.
You: Hey what's crackin?

ME: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
by Angry Persian May 29, 2007
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A white male in most cases with a huge cock but a huger heart and is very good at cuddles also very fuckable, and often smells and tastes like vanilla.
Damn I want to go out with an Ere.
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An er is an girl with blonde hair, green eyes and blindingly beautiful. She is smart and basically good at everything. She is kind and everybody loves her.
Oh wow! She is such an "er!" I wish I was her.
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