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Emtee
nickname for ex-Our Lady Peace guitarist, Mike Turner (his initals are MT, duh)...who is incidentally the coolest human being on the face of the earth and everyone wants to know what he's doing now...
Emtee by Mike Turner Worshipper April 16, 2004
eteeweetee
A nick name used for a hot, thick ass, perfect bicycle seat face ass, youtuber on the channel known as The Dolan Twins. (Or you can just look up hot ass Twins with a nice ass jaw line and it should come up)
Girl 1; Yo you know anyone with a twin that has a thick ass and a perfect jawline and face ?
Girl 2; hell yeah, who you're looking for is an eteeweetee
Girl 1; lol what's that
Girl 2; **gasps** **bitch slaps** you HOE LOOK IT UP! **grabs stuff and leaves**
Girl 2; hell yeah, who you're looking for is an eteeweetee
Girl 1; lol what's that
Girl 2; **gasps** **bitch slaps** you HOE LOOK IT UP! **grabs stuff and leaves**
eteeweetee by ThiccDolans16 September 4, 2017
emcee call
a writer of rhymes
a boxer of beats
a metaphysical pit bull livin in a kennel with some potty trained dogmas
...
a boxer of beats
a metaphysical pit bull livin in a kennel with some potty trained dogmas
...
Human 1: is that the emcee they call 'CALL'?
Human 2: nah, son... that's a CALLogram
Human 1: say huh?
Human 2: it's a 3-D rendering of the emcee call... it's for our protection... no mortal has ever looked CALL in the eyes and survived to tell the tale
Human 2: nah, son... that's a CALLogram
Human 1: say huh?
Human 2: it's a 3-D rendering of the emcee call... it's for our protection... no mortal has ever looked CALL in the eyes and survived to tell the tale
emcee call by Chris Hemsworth September 9, 2013
Emeeko
Emeeko by Al-qaeda-are-shit June 23, 2022
Selfie-Esteem
Selfie-Esteem by UltraLotus September 14, 2013
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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