Emree is hands down the kindest, funniest person you will ever know, she is very sporty and adventurous. She is t very good at pulling all nighters and she can make any day better with just her smile. Emree will always be there for you when times are hard and she will never leave your side. Emree is drop dead gorgeous even though she doesn’t think so all the time. Emree tends to like lots of boys but all of them end up liking her back and if they don’t, they are messed up in the brain. Emree is strong mentally and physically, she is smart, very sarcastic, and just overall the best person anyone will ever meet. Emrees are hard to find but if you do find one hold onto her tight and don’t let her go.
a writer of rhymes
a boxer of beats a metaphysical pit bull livin in a kennel with some potty trained dogmas
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Human 1: is that the emcee they call 'CALL'?
Human 2: nah, son... that's a CALLogram
Human 1: say huh?
Human 2: it's a 3-D rendering of the emcee call... it's for our protection... no mortal has ever looked CALL in the eyes and survived to tell the tale
Emre is a very cool Turkish person. He can be very angry and doesn’t like being lied to. He is a softie. Emre has a very big DICK. He’s very shy at first. His style is amazing. His aesthetic is amazing!! Every girl wants to steal his clothes. He has a very fun friends. He likes hanging out but also stay at home and do nothing. Don't mess with him tho because he does alot of sports and he’ll bring all his family members to kill you<3. Just be careful but he is a very nice person if you know him.
Girl1: Omg have you seen that new guy in school??
Girl2: Do you mean EMRE???
Girl1: YES omg he is so cute i bet all girls want him
Girl2: Yes exactlyyyy!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*