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East Bumfuck 

East Bumfuck. A small hole in the wall town, that no one knows how to get to. Amazon won't even deliver there.
IE: Hull Massachusetts, a small town on the east coast, an hour south of Boston. Ever been? ... Exactly.
Dave: Where are we?

Casey: East Bumfuck that's where.
Dave: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
East Bumfuck by bostoncasey December 18, 2018

East Bumfuck 

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.
Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!
East Bumfuck by Vinic March 31, 2003

East Bumfuck 

parking too damn far away from where you need to be
East Bumfuck by Anonymous July 2, 2003

east bumfuck 

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!
east bumfuck Is no were
east bumfuck by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018

East Bumfuck 

A place you didn't intentionally wind up at, much to your, or other people's dismay.
OH SHIT, MAN...... You got us friggin' lost way out here in East Bumfuck!!! I don't even have a clue what planet we're on here!!!
East Bumfuck by Carlbigman February 25, 2008

east bumfuck 

the WORST place on earth, where they eat pickled pig feet, and burn sofas.
Dude, where the fuck do you live? East Bumfuck?
east bumfuck by John Ostroverski December 7, 2006