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E-nothing 

|iˈˌnəθi ng |

n. An enlisted member of the US military below the rank of E-5. Someone without sufficient authority over anyone/anything to cause any real affect. Considered inept by anyone E-6 or higher, regardless of how demonstrably capable. Used in a derogatory fashion by E-6 and above; used in a amiable fashion by E-5 and below. *The* place to be in the US military.
Shitstain: "This P-way hasn't been swabbed in over 12 hours! Get some E-nothing in here with a bucket."

E-5: "Time to bust up the Khakis with an E-nothing luncheon."
E-nothing by Bachelor boB June 18, 2010
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e-nothing 

A name used by RDC's when referring to US Navy Recruits. Usually used when the recruit gives the RDC attitude or in some way disobeys or smart mouths a superior.

The name is meant to instill a sense of worthlessness and demoralize the recruit as part of the whole "break you down to build you up" process.
RDC: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY. I AM A CHIEF PETTY OFFICER. AN E-7. YOU ARE A RECRUIT. AN E-NOTHING. AN E-FUCKING-NOTHING. YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EARNED THE FUCKING 1.

*A ass chewing like this is usually followed by the statement "8-counts begin"*
e-nothing by Nielmar May 5, 2011
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e-nothing 

1. When the elationship ends.
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

2. When you wait for an important or love mail, and you don't get anything.
or when you get something, but it disappoints you.
ad. 2
A: Did you get anything from him yet?
B: E-nothing.
e-nothing by oska February 10, 2007

e-nothing 

1. When the elationship ends.
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

2. When you wait for an important or love mail, and you don't get anything.
or when you get something, but it disappoints you.

ad. 1
A: How's your elationship with the Vietnamese doing?
B: It's enothing now.

ad. 2
A: Did you get anything from him yet?
B: E-nothing.
e-nothing by oska December 12, 2008

E. Fucking Nothing 

A phrase which originated among Pittsburgh millworkers which means you ended up with nothing when you expected something.
What did the boss do when you asked him for a raise 'anat? That jagoff gave me E. Fucking Nothing. I wouldn't jag yer wires.
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