E-Relationship 

An E-Relationship, also known as internet dating, is often common around a younger generation of people, or the older lonely types. It can last if the people actually see each other every now and then, but usually it sends someone down into a spiraling depression. Often the relationship will just not go anywhere, probably one another are too far away from each other to have any sort of intimacy, making it seem like it isn't going anywhere. Hence the depression and loss of social life. It is one big emotional roller coaster if you play your cards right.

Furri #1: Hey babe, what's goood?
Furri #2: I think we have a prollem......................
Furri #1: WHAT!!1! D:
Furri #2: I'm not myself, I want to break up
Furri #1: -signs offline and cries self to sleep-
Furri #1's Friend: Told you your E-Relationship would never last. Now your turning into an emo furri.

E-Relationship by The Binkinator January 19, 2009

eRelationship 

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"

I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.

eRelationship by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008