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E-Learning

School work on a computer where the teachers give you 4x as much work as a normal school day. This can be on a snow day or a Coronavirus quarantine day. E-learning days usually result in mental breakdowns and failing grades.
During March 2020, our school had to be shut down to prevent the Covid-19 virus from spreading, so while we weren’t at school we had to E-Learning on our school laptops.
E-Learning by Joe Mama Boi March 17, 2020
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E-Learning

plain and simple HELL where teachers evolve from friendly creatures to level 10 hostile mobs. Most confusing attendance in history. but happens to be the only time in history where i'm getting straight A's. (also gives me an opportunity to flirt without real interaction ;)
Friend 1:Hey, you do E-Learning for health?
Friend 2: Yea I just copy and pasted all the definitions. You do Math?
Friend 1: Yea I used photomath and mathway and got a 95%
E-Learning by Santa Baby ♡ April 17, 2020
Related Words
elearning e E-Boy E.M.A e-tard E-bay e-z E.Bola e-man E.S.P.

E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort
Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all

elearning 

Learning which can take place whilst using a device such as a smart phone, laptop, PC, tablet etc...
Participating in a distance elearning course such as a MOOC.
elearning by Ms_K April 27, 2014
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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