Dyvor

A modernized version of the Scottish word “dyvour”; which means being bankrupt.

Although not used anymore since William IV abolished the practice, it can mean a many things, like being poor, broke, cheap, tacaño, chiflado, pauvre, etc.

“Hey babe you got any money for that new movie coming out?”

“No, I’m Dyvor babe and I don’t have any shame.”

by vondreas July 27, 2023

Divorce rape

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?

I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.

by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s March 5, 2023

Dvorak's law

The worse the economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get cheaper.

Some postulate that additionally, hookers get more business during a worse economy, however Dvorak himself attributes this to supply and demand which often leads to an increase in business (i.e. tricks) which is driven by the need to compensate for loss of revenue caused by the same reduction in cost stated in Dvorak's law.

by varicocele June 21, 2013

Julian Devorak

A dipshit who doesn’t know what it means to love himself.

“I killed the count!”

A lying bitch who basically wants to get the death sentence at this point

Julian Devorak will stop at nothing to make sure he’s guilty. Or at least, he’ll try. Stick around with him though. He means well.

Even if he is a stupid bitch, he’s your stupid bitch now.

“Julian Devorak, you are a bitch”

by ilyushka March 3, 2019

Divorced Barbie

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.

Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!

by IntAdd January 6, 2009

divorce

Something that only an idiot can have more than once.

"You had another divorce!"

by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

divora

Divora is a funny character, she has superior intelligence and yet is one of the most silliest person you probably would ever come across. Divora laughs at anything and everything. Boys instantly full in love with her because of her flawless figure and kind heart. Divora however has a slick mouth and doesn’t deal with any sort of disrespect lightly.

Who is laughing so loud? Oh yeah it’s Divora

by Hannah_83 September 25, 2018