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Dylan Jones 

Pot head but nice dumb blonde guy
His friends are kinda jerks
Janice: That one there, that's Dylan Jones. He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Damian sat next to him in English last year.
Damian: He asked me how to spell "orange."
Dylan Jones by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Dylan jones 

A hottie very muscular and great guy so cute and very good guy who loves dirtbikes
Dylan jones means the best looking guy and strongest in the world
Dylan jones by Jonesdude November 21, 2021

dylan jones 

oh look whos that

oh thats dylan jones a clinker
dylan jones by lois jones December 20, 2021

Dylon Jones 

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play
That Dylon Jones is weird
Dylon Jones by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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