Dylan Eberly

The kind of guy to tell his girlfriend to stop giving him head because he wants to see the end of the teenage mutant ninja turtles episode.

Girl: Mmmmm your balls taste so good
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!

by Hugh Jass Sr. Sr. August 28, 2023