1 definition by Hugh Jass Sr. Sr.
The kind of guy to tell his girlfriend to stop giving him head because he wants to see the end of the teenage mutant ninja turtles episode.
Girl: Mmmmm your balls taste so good
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!
by Hugh Jass Sr. Sr. August 28, 2023