Dy-lan drunk

Drinking way too fast and way too soon, so that you're "that guy". Being extremely belligerent and possibly removing all of your clothing, or headbutting windows thinking you're Chuck Norris.

Aron: "you gonna get Dylan drunk, or Dy-lan drunk?"
Dylan: "I'm goin for the home run, Dy-lan's comin out!"

Mike: "you gonna get Dy-lan drunk again and bullfight cars this time?"
Dylan: "I was thinking more along the lines of trying to do a backflip over a bonfire naked"

Balboa: "Did you HAVE to break the window?!"
Dylan: "That was Dy-lan... I can take no responsibility of what happens when he comes out."

Dy-lan drunk by DJ DUI February 11, 2008

Dylan Drunk 

To be so drunk that any boring joke will make you giggle like a little girl, and you eventually pass out (occasionally on a bus)with a purpetual smile glazed onto your face.

Girl: "Hey, good morning. How you feeling today? You were pretty drunk last night."
Guy: "Aww, dude, I was soo drunk! Oh Sh!t, I was so drunk, I was Dylan Drunk! Where did you find me this morning?"
Girl: "Ummm, well we're on the bus right now..."

Dylan Drunk by Dylans 'Friend' January 8, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008