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Dwightmare 

1. Nickname for Dwight Howard, current starting center for the Orlando Magic.

2. Referring to a particularly nasty game by Dwight Howard in the past, present, or future.
1. Wow, Dwightmare just dunked from the three point line in transition!

2. Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers had a Dwightmare last night!

2a. Kobe needs to take some sleeping pills to avoid that Dwightmare.
Dwightmare by dktd21 May 31, 2009
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delightmare 

something that is simultaneously the best and worst thing that could happen
We beat our biggest rivals 8-0! During the game I broke my leg. Classic delightmare.
delightmare by supreme gopher November 17, 2011
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dwightabetes

A disease Dwight from The Office has
Dwight: What is Dwightabetes
Jim: It's awful
dwightabetes by kitcatcate1 April 27, 2021

Delightmare 

1) The opposite of a nightmare. A really good, enjoyable dream.

2) A wet dream.
I had the best delightmare last night.
Delightmare by Ergyr Zenidero May 26, 2009

delightmare 

Too much of a good thing; something that starts out very good, but loses it's charm, usually due to excess.
The first two bites of the cake were delicious, but being so heavy and sweet, I realized this delightmare was impossible to finish.
delightmare by MDKE August 15, 2016

dwightabetes

I fake disease made by Jam and Pam because Dwight was a jackass.
Dwight: "What is Dwightabetes"
Jim: "It's awful"
dwightabetes by kitcatcate1 April 27, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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