Dwightmare

1. Nickname for Dwight Howard, current starting center for the Orlando Magic.

2. Referring to a particularly nasty game by Dwight Howard in the past, present, or future.

1. Wow, Dwightmare just dunked from the three point line in transition!

2. Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers had a Dwightmare last night!

2a. Kobe needs to take some sleeping pills to avoid that Dwightmare.

by dktd21 May 31, 2009

delightmare

something that is simultaneously the best and worst thing that could happen

We beat our biggest rivals 8-0! During the game I broke my leg. Classic delightmare.

by supreme gopher November 17, 2011

dwightabetes

A disease Dwight from The Office has

Dwight: What is Dwightabetes
Jim: It's awful

by kitcatcate1 April 27, 2021

Delightmare

1) The opposite of a nightmare. A really good, enjoyable dream.

2) A wet dream.

I had the best delightmare last night.

by Ergyr Zenidero May 26, 2009

delightmare

Too much of a good thing; something that starts out very good, but loses it's charm, usually due to excess.

The first two bites of the cake were delicious, but being so heavy and sweet, I realized this delightmare was impossible to finish.

by MDKE August 15, 2016

dwightabetes

I fake disease made by Jam and Pam because Dwight was a jackass.

Dwight: "What is Dwightabetes"
Jim: "It's awful"

by kitcatcate1 April 27, 2021