Dutch Oven

Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.

Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.
by assgasket October 25, 2009
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Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven
by TheDeadInside May 05, 2023
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To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.
Boy: I got you something

Girl: What ?

Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !
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The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.
On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.
by Manda Pixel January 29, 2008
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the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.
I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?
by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010
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1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.

2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.
1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.

2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. February 25, 2008
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A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.
'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'
by Will Atkinson March 17, 2008
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