Dutch Chocolate

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It is a treatment for men who suffer of premature ejaculation. The treatment involves a man having sex with a dutch girl who proceeds, after a premature ejaculation, to defecate on the mans chest. This treatement helps men who suffer of PE, to hold on to their semen longer while having sexual intercourse with a woman and/or man.

John: "Hey dude I ejaculate too fast and my woman does not like it! I've tried everything, even extasis, and nothing works. What can I do?"

Tito: "Dude, get a dutch chocolate! I know this dutch girl Marieke, she knows whats up!"

Dutch Chocolate by Frank Cardona March 1, 2009

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Dutch Chocolate

The action of pooping in your hand and rolling the feces into a suitable shape for a chocolate. Then, spraying the feces with perfume to hide the odor. The person will then wrap the feces in cellophane and leave it somewhere where a person will find it.

Rob:Hey Bob, can you believe Joe actually ate the Dutch Chocolate?

Bob: Oh my god really? Eww!

Dutch Chocolate by suzantzegreat December 9, 2012

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double dutch chocolate ice cream

When a girl or boy gets fucked by a Persian guy and he pulls out with shit on his dick. And another girl/boy licks the shit off Persian guys dick.

Gentile: I had an amazing double dutch chocolate ice cream last night with 2 hot Persian boys!
Joey: You have some serious fucking issues man.

double dutch chocolate ice cream by Hot sweaty 6 year old ass December 6, 2015

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Chocolate Dutch Bomb

When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.

Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!

Chocolate Dutch Bomb by Hexforge June 7, 2011

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Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

Dutch oven chocolate by anonymous September 8, 2021

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Dutch Hot Chocolate

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.

"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"

Dutch Hot Chocolate by Lift Ops January 11, 2010

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chocolate dutch master

a cigar that's use for smoking marijuana. it has a nice tootsie roll smell and flavor. the outer leaves our brown

i only had reg so i just rolled it in a chocolate dutch master for that nice choco flavor

chocolate dutch master by anDROid 900 December 2, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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