Dutch Chocolate

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It is a treatment for men who suffer of premature ejaculation. The treatment involves a man having sex with a dutch girl who proceeds, after a premature ejaculation, to defecate on the mans chest. This treatement helps men who suffer of PE, to hold on to their semen longer while having sexual intercourse with a woman and/or man.

John: "Hey dude I ejaculate too fast and my woman does not like it! I've tried everything, even extasis, and nothing works. What can I do?"

Tito: "Dude, get a dutch chocolate! I know this dutch girl Marieke, she knows whats up!"

Dutch Chocolate by Frank Cardona March 1, 2009

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Dutch Chocolate

The action of pooping in your hand and rolling the feces into a suitable shape for a chocolate. Then, spraying the feces with perfume to hide the odor. The person will then wrap the feces in cellophane and leave it somewhere where a person will find it.

Rob:Hey Bob, can you believe Joe actually ate the Dutch Chocolate?

Bob: Oh my god really? Eww!

Dutch Chocolate by suzantzegreat December 9, 2012

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double dutch chocolate ice cream

When a girl or boy gets fucked by a Persian guy and he pulls out with shit on his dick. And another girl/boy licks the shit off Persian guys dick.

Gentile: I had an amazing double dutch chocolate ice cream last night with 2 hot Persian boys!
Joey: You have some serious fucking issues man.

double dutch chocolate ice cream by Hot sweaty 6 year old ass December 6, 2015

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Chocolate Dutch Bomb

When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.

Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!

Chocolate Dutch Bomb by Hexforge June 7, 2011

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Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

Dutch oven chocolate by anonymous September 8, 2021

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Dutch Hot Chocolate

To shit in a blender, blend on high setting, warm in microwave, season to taste, garnish with a sprig of mint and serve piping hot to a loved one.

"Hey dennis, my mother in law is coming around, would you mind wipping us up a few dutch hot chocolates?" "oh, and i wont forget the mint audrey!"

Dutch Hot Chocolate by Lift Ops January 11, 2010

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chocolate dutch master

a cigar that's use for smoking marijuana. it has a nice tootsie roll smell and flavor. the outer leaves our brown

i only had reg so i just rolled it in a chocolate dutch master for that nice choco flavor

chocolate dutch master by anDROid 900 December 2, 2009

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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