When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.
Hey guys, I'm about to
shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!
Buy a
Chocolate Dutch Bomb
mug!
