dust mites

an STD you receive when you fuck pussy over 65 years of age.

Dude, how did you get dust mites! I know you didnt fuck that bitch over in the bingo room.

by mr.pimpshit September 2, 2005

dustmite

A person that looks like the dirty boy from charlie brown,thinks he shining with his 50 cent drink and his 2 dollar diamand. Someone rough lookin,nappy headed,crusty from head to toe but thinks they be pimpin and ballin.

"Girl you see that dustmite with that possum fur coat on!"
"Ima wear raid perfume to keep these dustmites away tonight"
"Lookin for dirty love try dustmite.com"

by michael and amanda February 10, 2008