mr.pimpshit's definitions

dust mites

an STD you receive when you fuck pussy over 65 years of age.

Dude, how did you get dust mites! I know you didnt fuck that bitch over in the bingo room.

by mr.pimpshit September 2, 2005

preudy

A male who fantasizes about other people's dads.

I don't want that kid to meet my dad, he's a straight up preudy.

by mr.pimpshit June 7, 2005

kite

An mispronounced, anti-semetic term for the word kike aimed at degrading jews. Used in the movie Porky's and in the classic television show All in the Family by Archie Bunker.

"Porky's"
Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

by mr.pimpshit November 10, 2008