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Someone who goes out and tries to wrangle as much random snooch as possible and then shove his wang into her yo yo smuggler just days later without any thought of his own well being.
Durty Durgan: "Hey girl, why are you staring at me" Girl: "I dont know, your cute." "Thanks wanna fuck"
by Snooch Wrangler May 26, 2009
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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