A dernoid is generally someone who is completely beyond retarded. Someone so stupid that the only word you could possibly use is “dernoid” can also be shortened to “dern”
“Omg bruv you’re such a dernoid” or “Jesus Christ you’re such a dern” or “omg that dude he’s a dern”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!