the greatest town in
Scotland. a place where everyone is accepted no matter how jakie they are. the home of disco deek. the birthplace of Andrew Carnegie. the town where the legendary glen (pittencrieff park) is situated. which is a beautiful, large and ancient park full of exotic green houses, masses of trees and of course, an abundance of underage drinkers. there is allot to keep you entertained in dunfermline such as the odeon, bowlplex and many,many pubs. citizens in dunfermline are more likely to be drinking cheap cider on a Sunday morning rather than attending church or doing the washing up. in dunfermline, it is completely
normal to
see a 12 year old hanging around one of the corner shops with a
cigarette in his mouth waiting on some junkie to buy them buckfast. the average male that's living in dunfermline
will be; on the dole, spend most of his
time at the pub, probably selling
weed and definitely smoking it, have several kids to different woman who he only sees once a month and enjoys racist jokes and perving on young woman.
guy 1: a met this guy from dunfermline on the weekend. within 5 minutes he had already told me to get a haircut and tried to sell me soap
bar.
guy 2: aww a love dunfermline. picked up this braw
bird from touch last weekend. she was
amazing in bed and could down a pint better than me. only 17 like, but they all start young in dunfermline.