Someone who speaks their mind continuously using various forms of social media such as blogs, facebook statuses, etc usually egotistical in nature, yet struggles with a lot of personal problems in which nobody understands, you either love them or hate them, either way they are good at the attention of many. Although you may dislike a Dumpweed, you will have a secret love for them and the way they word their thoughts, there's something about a Dumpweed that's prettybad-ass
"Hey did you see what the Dumpweed had to say on her latest post?"
"Oh yeah, man those Dumpweeds are always starting drama, so annoying, but reading it is a guilty pleasure"
In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.