Someone who speaks their mind continuously using various forms of social media such as blogs, facebook statuses, etc usually egotistical in nature, yet struggles with a lot of personal problems in which nobody understands, you either love them or hate them, either way they are good at the attention of many. Although you may dislike a Dumpweed, you will have a secret love for them and the way they word their thoughts, there's something about a Dumpweed that's pretty bad-ass
"Hey did you see what the Dumpweed had to say on her latest post?"
"Oh yeah, man those Dumpweeds are always starting drama, so annoying, but reading it is a guilty pleasure"
In Hawaii it's the worst weed you can get, still, it's better than the schwag you get on the mainland. It's not in nug form, but still is green with some hairs, never any trichomes though.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'