Dumpcules

To take a herculean shit. Related to Hercules and alluding to the less known 13 labor of Hercules when he took a huge dump. It was so big that he wanted to have a painting made of it so all his friends could be impressed; this was of course far before the camera feature on a smart phone was invented for the task.

I need to take a dumpcules after eating that 16 oz steak and Guinness.

Dumpcules by droni November 20, 2010

dumplestiltzkin 

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

dumplestein 

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.

“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
“Natasha is such a dumplestein!”

dumplestein by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

dumpcumster

1. One who is often found publicly masturbating, oftentimes near gross areas, such as sewage treatment plants, or garbage dumps.

2. A cumster found in a dump

You: "Yo dude, did you see that guy jackin' off back there?"

Friend: "Yeah, he was a real dumpcumster"

dumpcumster by pikminion October 31, 2011

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

Dumplestiltskin by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

Dumples 

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

Dumples by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Dumplesburg 

Dumplesburg can be substituted for the name of any small, backwards town which is populated primarily by rednecks who adore Sarah Palin and Walmart, hate 'the gay', love Jesus (when convenient), and don't believe that ethics codes and tax laws should apply to them. The primary industry in Dumplesburg is adult gift shops and gentlemen's clubs.

The residents of Dumplesburg, Pennsylvania gathered in the Walmart parking lot to rally around Sarah Palin.

Dumplesburg by bah235 March 10, 2010