Dumbflexing
When a person low-key flexes/shows off about something but attempts to play dumb by disguising it with something totally mundane and unrelated to the thing that they secretly want to show off.
Example: when a girl posts a photo on Instagram with her hand on the steering wheel of her car with the caption "a bee bit my finger, ouch", yet her intention is to show you the Mercedes Benz star on the steering to show what whip she's driving.
Example: when a girl posts a photo on Instagram with her hand on the steering wheel of her car with the caption "a bee bit my finger, ouch", yet her intention is to show you the Mercedes Benz star on the steering to show what whip she's driving.
Jerome: I discovered the news of Sarah and Tom's engagement after returning back from Mauritius because i was completely off-grid over there. Congratulations guys. (Sips tea)
Chad: Hey Dexter come get your boy. He over here dumbflexing like he never veen on a plane before.
Dexter: Yeah, he's acting dumb about it too like we dont know he's really tryna tell folks he had a vacation in Mauritius
Chad: Hey Dexter come get your boy. He over here dumbflexing like he never veen on a plane before.
Dexter: Yeah, he's acting dumb about it too like we dont know he's really tryna tell folks he had a vacation in Mauritius
Dumbflexing by Artiebold March 22, 2021
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