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nounDum-Derty - A person who is dumb and dirty at the same time. It makes saying it faster, condensing it into one word. Instead of saying, "wow that was dumb and dirty at the same time" you can now say, "DUMBDIRTY"
Chad: Your so uglyyyy
Carmen: wow just shut up
Matt, Pete,Jan: That was just DUMBDIRTY.
Carmen: Ohh my god....
Dumbdirty by Kanapp February 21, 2011
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Dumb Dirty 

A person who lacks intelligence and common sense and is outrageously promiscuous.
"How does that girl not realize that that guy doesn't want to hook up with her...and that three of her friends have already slept with him?! What a dumb dirty."

"I can't even stand that bitch. She's such a dumb dirty."
Dumb Dirty by For You MJ September 1, 2009

dumb dirty 

The act of doing a promiscuous activity, either alone or with one other persons, infront of an audience or crowd of spectators. Doing the dumb dirty will usually result in extreme embarassment and shame.
vinny: you abdu, how you gonna do that dumb dirty in front of all these kids at the part?
abdu: i'm am so ashamed, why am i dumb dirtying??
vinny: bruh nerd
dumb dirty by pharohdick May 26, 2014
A term or street slang used to describe stupidity.
I lost my wallet because of my dumbity.
dumbity by erickss April 20, 2007

dumbnity 

dumbnity; noun.

1. the state in which one takes a moment to reflect on how dumb the are, usually following an act of dumbness.

2. the realm in which one performs or accomplishes something dumb.
1. "He stubbed his toe quite severely, and took a moment to bask in his dumbnity."

2. "She removed the hot pocket from the microwave and could clearly see steam rising from it. Knowing this was a clear indication that the inside was essentially lava, yet determined to reign over her kingdom of dumbnity with an iron fist, she bit into it anyway."

dmndirtyapes 

Main Entry: dmn·dirty·apes
Function: biographical name
Like Whoa~ Apes, is the the sun, rising on a misty Monday morning. (Atro)
Falure!
You have failed to WACK! dmndirtyapes!
dmndirtyapes by Harlequin May 9, 2004

humpdity dumpdity 

When a girl has to shit when you give her anal and she pops it out when your still in.
What the fuck bitch!? A humpdity dumpdity? Come on!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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