dumbnity

dumbnity; noun.

1. the state in which one takes a moment to reflect on how dumb the are, usually following an act of dumbness.

2. the realm in which one performs or accomplishes something dumb.

1. "He stubbed his toe quite severely, and took a moment to bask in his dumbnity."

2. "She removed the hot pocket from the microwave and could clearly see steam rising from it. Knowing this was a clear indication that the inside was essentially lava, yet determined to reign over her kingdom of dumbnity with an iron fist, she bit into it anyway."

dumbnity by themayorofdumbtown May 2, 2014