Dumb Jock

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A guy who believes he’s very attractive,has lots of money, and every girl want to date him but he has like 0 brain cells that function in anything other than his sport and he has no personality unless he’s boozed up

New girl: “OMG!Whos that?”
Other girl: “That’s Kyle”
New girl: “ He’s cute”

Other girl: “You don’t wanna date him honey he’s the dumb jock”

Dumb Jock by no-I-don’t-like-you June 7, 2018

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Dumb Jock

A jock who is really dumb,unattractive,and simple. Yet is very popular with everyone just because of their athletic ability.

Guy:"What is so great about Ben? He acts stupid, isnt that good looking, and isn't very nice."
Other Guy:"Thats because he's a jock. The guys want to be him, and the girls want to date him."
Other Guy: "And he's the quarterback of the football team."
Guy:" I wish I was a dumb jock."

Dumb Jock by The God of Thorr June 17, 2007

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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

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