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dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie
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Dumb Bitchitis 

A sickness that's highly contagious if you mess with a girl named Kaitlynn Clemens.
"Watch out! You don't wanna be around Kaitlynn, she's got dumb bitchitis!"

dumb bitch itis 

When you like someone but they don’t like you back
Oh my god dude I have dumb bitch itis

dumb bitch itis 

a girl who body shames, makes fun of ppls voice, compares and makes fun of suicide

Dumb-bitchitus 

A disease where girls suffer from entitlement issues and constantly bitch and nag. Commonly found in women born in July of 2002
That girl has a serious case of dumb-bitchitus
Dumb-bitchitus by Stay toxic June 21, 2025

Dumbitchitis 

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.
Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
Dumbitchitis by RitztheWise November 2, 2018

Dumbitchitis 

It is a symptom where he/she is acting stupid beyond comprehension. Any logic or reasoning that is said, given, told, or provided to a person that has Dumbitchitis will not matter. A person that has this symptom can not be helped by any other person or thing, and the only cure for this is for them to chill the fuck out, though sometimes they have to figure it out for themselves.
God, Karen got some Dumbitchitis.
Dumbitchitis by RoxasXII0 January 19, 2022
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