Driving
Under the Influence, pronounced dewey, refers to a person being arrested for driving after consuming alcohol. Generally people with DUIs are not drunk but just over the arbitrary limit of .08 and unlucky enough to get pulled over by a cop. If you get a DUI expect to pay a ton of fines, have your
constitutional rights violated, and be treated like a criminal.
DUIs are great ways for cops to meet there quotas and
politicians love them too because they bring in a ton of revenue for the state. These laws do little to actually make the public safer.
-hey bob, how was your weekend?
-It sucked, I got a dui.
the fuckin pigs pulled me over for a broken tail light. I blew a .10 because I had four beers and now they're taking away my license for 7 months and fining me $5,000. Next time, I going to drink 20 beers because my lawyer says the penalties are
the same if I do, I think I should at least get my
money's worth.