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Dueche Cannoe 

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.
1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.
Dueche Cannoe by n26 October 17, 2007
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duche canoe 

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole
Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD
duche canoe by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

Duche canoe 

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.
"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan
Duche canoe by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016

Dusche-Cannon 

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.
"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"
Dusche-Cannon by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

Duche canoe 

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist
You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!
Duche canoe by MesaMil February 3, 2022

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026