Dueche Cannoe 

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.

1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.

Dueche Cannoe by n26 October 17, 2007

duche canoe 

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole

Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD

duche canoe by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

Duche canoe 

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.

"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan

Duche canoe by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016

Dusche-Cannon 

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

Dusche-Cannon by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

Duche canoe 

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist

You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!

Duche canoe by MesaMil February 3, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019