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Dueche Cannoe 

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.
1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.
Dueche Cannoe by n26 October 17, 2007
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duche canoe 

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole
Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD
duche canoe by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

Duche canoe 

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.
"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan
Duche canoe by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016

Dusche-Cannon 

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.
"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"
Dusche-Cannon by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

Duche canoe 

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist
You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!
Duche canoe by MesaMil February 3, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026