Duecel

An incel that is above average looking but can’t talk to girls due to autism and usually simply not being too interested.

John: Bro do you see Aiden over there? Those girls clearly like him and he wont go up and talk to them, does he even know they like him?

Justin: Nah bro, I think he’s just a duecel

Duecel by giganiggaoncord May 17, 2026

Dueceadile 

A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.

Ah man, I just shat a dueceadile.

Dueceadile by KojakR January 26, 2015

Decellphoneration 

The tendency for a automobile driver to slow down while answering their cell phone.

While traveling in the fast lane, the driver caused a multi-car pileup due to his rapid decellphoneration.

Decellphoneration by John B. Hopper February 12, 2009

chunk up a duece 

To throw up the peace sign.

"Chunk up a Duece Nigga"

chunk up a duece by Bobbly July 16, 2006

Duemellon 

a fuckin' knob-wad tool. see also asshat

"What's up with that dude, anyway? Christ almighty."

"Too right. He's a duemellon."

Duemellon by Word2Wise May 30, 2004

Duece Mitten 

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

Duece Mitten by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

drop a duece 

Take a shit

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I gotta drop a duece real bad!"

drop a duece by diskid November 11, 2003