Dueceadile 

A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.

Ah man, I just shat a dueceadile.

Dueceadile by KojakR January 26, 2015

Deuceadile 

A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.

Ah man, I just shat a deuceadile.

Deuceadile by KojakR May 27, 2016