4 definitions by Dingbat1

Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009

Douchebaguette

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

by Dingbat1 December 27, 2017

Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

Cuntla

A female named Cayla who is a cunt.

Hey Jeremy, check out what Cuntla is doing. She’s such an assbag

by Dingbat1 December 27, 2017