DudeManMcDickerson

The short and sweet, a DudeManMcDickerson is: He is a horny little Weiner/Healer that try's to fuck anything that walks and should have been named Bevis. Him loves his moms and dads very much, He is river dog as AF, he likes to lick his nuts ,bark at squirrels, and chase cattle 1000 times his size

DudeManMcDickerson is an awesome name for a dog, but I think Bevis would have been a better name.