Ducking Floods Share definition Flag To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer. Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!! Ducking Floods by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Ducking Floods mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch