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Dry Beat 

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.
I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).
Dry Beat by Big Chimper July 7, 2003
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When you beat your hair with the towel to make it dry
Emma beat dryed her hair after she was done showering
Beat dry by Steamy25 January 22, 2019

Beat it dry 

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite
Beat it dry by YVL big frank July 28, 2024

Congolese dry-beating 

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant 

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
that girls looks drybeat
drybeat by ugonna August 26, 2003
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