Droppin' the kids off at the pool 

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

Droppin' the kids off at the pool by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011

droppin the kids off at the pool 

to defecate, take a shit, drop ass, pinch a loaf, throw the Bud Mud, make gravy, give birth

Man, will you hurry up!! I gotta drop the kids off at the pool!!!

droppin the kids off at the pool by Tha Rza March 2, 2003

droppin the kids off at the pool 

in other words it's taking a shit

ben: Dude you've been in there for like 15 minutes, wat are ya doin? droppin the kids off at the pool?

droppin the kids off at the pool by hanglestein July 13, 2010

dropping the kids off at the pool 

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl

Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

dropping the kids off at the pool by tanima May 20, 2004

Dropping the kids off at the pool 

Releasing fecal matter into the bowl of a toilet; pooping, as in "taking a shit"

"I'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off at the pool."

Dropping the kids off at the pool by RJC RSX April 20, 2003

dropping the kids off at the pool 

Having a bowel movement; taking a shit.

yuuper1: Want to get some milkshakes?
yuuper2: No, thanks, I plan on dropping the kids off at the pool later and that would just push me over the edge.

dropping the kids off at the pool by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Dropping the kids off at the pool 

Taking a number 2.
Also known as "Commissioning some officers" or "Deploying the navy seals"

Guy #1 "What you doing in there?"

Guy #2 "I'm Dropping the kids off at the pool what do you think i'm doing?"

Dropping the kids off at the pool by Jpsh34 May 29, 2008