Dropped Yoghurt 

the ever-unfortunate Premature ejaculation

"Dude, how did it go with that chick from Physiology 1 last night??"
"Not so good - we got back to my dorm and were just pashing when i dropped my yoghurt."
"Dude... weak."

"What's that stain on your trousers?"
"Dropped Yoghurt"

Dropped Yoghurt by ewanio August 16, 2007

dropped a yoghurt

When a girl starts her period.

Hannah "I was in M&S and I dropped a yoghurt"
Laura "Better go change your tampon"

dropped a yoghurt by SweetFA69 October 15, 2013

dropped my yogurt

To experience an uncontrolled ejaculation.

Rob: Oh wow i was in reception the other day and i nearly dropped my yogurt.
Paul: oh yeah.
Rob: These girls were stunning you would have dropped yours as well.

dropped my yogurt by leafblower December 8, 2014

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

dropped the yogurt by polecatjoe June 7, 2017