Dropped Yoghurt

the ever-unfortunate Premature ejaculation

"Dude, how did it go with that chick from Physiology 1 last night??"
"Not so good - we got back to my dorm and were just pashing when i dropped my yoghurt."
"Dude... weak."

"What's that stain on your trousers?"
"Dropped Yoghurt"

by ewanio August 16, 2007

dropped a yoghurt

When a girl starts her period.

Hannah "I was in M&S and I dropped a yoghurt"
Laura "Better go change your tampon"

by SweetFA69 October 15, 2013

dropped my yogurt

To experience an uncontrolled ejaculation.

Rob: Oh wow i was in reception the other day and i nearly dropped my yogurt.
Paul: oh yeah.
Rob: These girls were stunning you would have dropped yours as well.

by leafblower December 8, 2014

dropped the yogurt

The result of standing up too soon after receiving a cream pie.

Cassy was in a hurry to get to the bathroom and clean up, but unfortunately she dropped the yogurt halfway there.

by polecatjoe June 7, 2017