Dropped Kebab 

A Vagina whose Labia are large/wrinkley/ugly/discoloured and protrude noticably, often as a result of childbirth.

Drop a donna kebab on the floor and the resultant mess will resemble an ugly vagina.

I fucked that bird last night, she had a cunt like a dropped kebab.

Dropped Kebab by The Dirty Bubble February 25, 2008

kebab dropped on a barber's floor 

An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.

Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!

kebab dropped on a barber's floor by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007