drived

An incorrect version of a past tense drive

He (drived) along the street

drove

drived by Musicismagic? May 14, 2016

Drived

A totally real and not incorrect use or the past tense of drove used routinely by a certain someone over the course of his life. ITS DEFINITELY A WORD GUYS.

Dom drived the ambulance and parked it in the fire lane, it wasn't me!

Drived by ajfajfish August 7, 2022

powel drived 

how somebody from Pittsburgh who happens to be a huge wrestling fan thinks "pile drived" should be spelled.

You know i have a policy of not getting bear blasted, powel drived, concused, knocked the fuck out, and generally humiliated before an evidence final, sorry.

powel drived by Not Jason A December 9, 2010

Floppy Drived 

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

Floppy Drived by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

Foreplay on the Driveway 

A phrase to describe how close a romantic couple or fling live from one another. They are in such close proximity they can have foreplay on the driveway.

He lives so close to me, we could have Foreplay on the Driveway

Foreplay on the Driveway by PhraseTheLord September 15, 2019

drive call buddy 

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call buddy” to pass the time of this long routine and boring drive. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss, your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never materialize because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient may sometimes result in talking to someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with “that” person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Example #1
Simi (Caller): Hey buddy,
Dukes: ur on ur way home from work?
Simi (Caller): how’d u know?
Dukes: I'm your drive call buddy.

Simi (Caller): sweet
Simi (Caller): click
Dukes: Huh???, I guess he just got home

Example # 2

Simi (Caller): Hey Yossi, sup?
Yossi: not much,
Simi (Caller): sup?
Yossi: nm, u bored or something?
Simi (Caller): yeah, on my way to work, just placing a drive call. U know.

Yossi: o, got it.

drive call buddy by simsterbimster April 27, 2015

Drive Call 

A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call" buddy. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss or your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never go through because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient can sometimes be someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with that person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.

Caller: Hey Yanky, sup?

Yanky: not much,

Caller: sup?

Yanky: nm, u bored or something?

Caller: yeah, on my way to work, jut placing a drive call. U know.
Yanky: o, got it.

Caller: sup?

Dukes: ur on ur way to work?

Caller: howd u know?

Dukes: we're drive call buddies.
Caller: sweet

Drive Call by simsterbimster April 24, 2015