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Dress shoes 

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.
Dress shoes by 5678m February 3, 2022

Dress Shoes 

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!