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Dress shoes 

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.
Wanna go get some dress shoes?
Dress shoes by 5678m February 3, 2022

Dress Shoes 

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well ventilated dress shoes 

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026