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American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

Dreamstans 

DREAM STANS ARE THE FUCKING WORST!!! IM A DREAMSTAN AND I HATE MYSELF IM!!! GRRRRRRRR DREAM STANS MAKE ME FURIOUS I CANNOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT TWEETING ABOUT DREAM SLANDER GRRR (this is all lighthearted/a joke)
BITCH: i think dreamstans have great taste, dream’s new manhunt was cool
cool person: ew u watch dream? wtf
BITCH: yeah cause im insane
Dreamstans by yooowhosthisfella October 16, 2021

dreamstan 

a 14-year-old girl with no father that supports every political opinion, yet cancels you for the joke that you made for your friends.
Oh, look! A dreamstan in the wild! Get her off that tree! - said, Bob

Should I cut the rope? - asked Jimmy

Let's pull a Logan Pauler - exclaimed Bob
dreamstan by barboribo December 15, 2021

dreamstan 

A person a part of a large group of people that enjoy twitch streamer, and YouTuber, Dream. Used as an insult to someone on their interest considering they (the person saying "dream stan") doesn't like it. often used to any one who watches anyone in the DSMP fandom* and enjoys the content.

*(this rule also applies for anyone that affiliates with someone in the DSMP)
"dream stan": "I like to watch *someone from the DSMP*."
person that dosnt like the DSMP: HAHA! GO KILL YOURSELF 9 YEAR OLD DREAMSTAN, THAT PERSON PROBABLY SAID THE N-WORD!"

guys, can we stop doxxing, threatening, and telling children to off themselves for watching problematic ass people. its not "cool" to hate kids and/or their interests. their KIDS for fucks sake.

DreamStan 

cringe kid with -1 dad and no one to love with the exeption of their daddy dream.
you are so dreamstan
DreamStan by PARZIV@L June 6, 2022

dreamstan 

degenerate children who most of the times will fantasize about making out with dream, probably fatherless
- yo did you know that Jake is a dreamstan ?

-What?! thats suprising, is he one of those weird ones?

-dont know but its likely.
dreamstan by MadRunner69 June 22, 2022