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American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

Dreamstans 

DREAM STANS ARE THE FUCKING WORST!!! IM A DREAMSTAN AND I HATE MYSELF IM!!! GRRRRRRRR DREAM STANS MAKE ME FURIOUS I CANNOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT TWEETING ABOUT DREAM SLANDER GRRR (this is all lighthearted/a joke)
BITCH: i think dreamstans have great taste, dream’s new manhunt was cool
cool person: ew u watch dream? wtf
BITCH: yeah cause im insane
Dreamstans by yooowhosthisfella October 16, 2021

dreamstan 

a 14-year-old girl with no father that supports every political opinion, yet cancels you for the joke that you made for your friends.
Oh, look! A dreamstan in the wild! Get her off that tree! - said, Bob

Should I cut the rope? - asked Jimmy

Let's pull a Logan Pauler - exclaimed Bob
dreamstan by barboribo December 15, 2021

dreamstan 

A person a part of a large group of people that enjoy twitch streamer, and YouTuber, Dream. Used as an insult to someone on their interest considering they (the person saying "dream stan") doesn't like it. often used to any one who watches anyone in the DSMP fandom* and enjoys the content.

*(this rule also applies for anyone that affiliates with someone in the DSMP)
"dream stan": "I like to watch *someone from the DSMP*."
person that dosnt like the DSMP: HAHA! GO KILL YOURSELF 9 YEAR OLD DREAMSTAN, THAT PERSON PROBABLY SAID THE N-WORD!"

guys, can we stop doxxing, threatening, and telling children to off themselves for watching problematic ass people. its not "cool" to hate kids and/or their interests. their KIDS for fucks sake.
dreamstan by surely,unsure. for sure. February 22, 2022

DreamStan 

cringe kid with -1 dad and no one to love with the exeption of their daddy dream.
you are so dreamstan
DreamStan by PARZIV@L June 6, 2022

dreamstan 

degenerate children who most of the times will fantasize about making out with dream, probably fatherless
- yo did you know that Jake is a dreamstan ?

-What?! thats suprising, is he one of those weird ones?

-dont know but its likely.
dreamstan by MadRunner69 June 22, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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