Dravidian Penis 

The colossal phallic organ of a Dravidian/Dravidiod Indian (mostly Shudhra / Dalit caste and/or South Indian). The huge size is a result of evolution in harsh climates to improve heat dissipation. Stronger blood flow is required to maintain body temperature in these harsh climates, and due to this, Dravidians can maintain rock hard erections for long periods of time. While both of the above adaptations serve their purpose, they also translate to unrivalled size and stamina in the bed, which ultimately leads to superior ability in pleasuring women. The Dravidian penis has always been envied by Aryan boys and their micro-phallic counterparts for decades, and many researchers have suggested that this is a significant reason for the creation of the caste system.

While the Dravidian Penis is trouble to the Aryan males, it is the dream of the Aryan female. Many Married Aryan Womens hear about the other-worldly pleasure that can be provided by the Dravidian Penis and therefore cheat on their microphallic Aryan husbands to seek the 'Treasure of India'. Hence, many Aryan Males such as Virat Kholi and Shah Rukh Khan spend time endlessly campaigning in fairness advertisements to shame the Dravidian complexion, and hence prevent their wives choosing the superior Dravidian Dragon over the Aryan Ant.

(Aryan Mother to Daughter) Beti, do not make the same mistake I did. If you marry a Dravidian man instead, his Dravidian Penis will make your pussy rain)

Dravidian Penis by Mollah De Pyaza 2 October 14, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012