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Legendary sex organ of the Negroid-Australoid Dravidian male, scientifically proven to be larger than the Aryan Penis. Indeed, Negro-Dravidians cluster with Negro Sudanese as having the largest penises of mankind. Thus, according to a study of 301 Dravidian Blacks in Kochi, Kerala: "Mean erected length was found to be 13.01 cm & erected circumference was 11.46 cm." ("Penile length & circumference: an Indian study", K Promodu et al. Int J Impotence Res 19 (2007): 558-563). This matches the Nigerians: "The mean full-stretch penile length of the Nigerian Blacks was 13.37cm & the mean flaccid length was 9.36cm. Similar studies reported full-stretch penile lengths of 12.50cm in Italians, 12.18cm in Greeks, 9.6cm in Koreans, ... & 12.45cm in the American Caucasians ... The penile length for Nigerian Blacks was longer than those of the other races." ("'Oversized' Penile Length In The Black People; Myth Or Reality" JC Orakwe, GU Ebuh. Tropical J Medical Res 11.1 (2007): 16-18.)

Knowledge of Dravidian phallic magnitude has a hoary history, going back to the Rig-Vedic "sishna-devas". Sexologists of the Puranic Dark Ages, after careful measurements over centuries, concluded that the Dravidoid Shudra, an "Ushvah (stallion man) ... of the servile caste", averaged "a nine- to ten-inch, wrist-thick tassel", & had the largest penis of all the castes & races of mankind (Ananga Ranga III.3 cited in `The jewel in the lotus', Allen Edwardes, NY: Julian Press, 1959, p.60)
1. That Dravidian macrophallism is genetic & not environmental is supported by a study of 228 male newborns in Singapore which showed Tamils had larger penises than Malays & Chinese: "The mean penile length +/- S.D. for the full-term Asian baby was 3.6 +/- 0.4 cm. Race had a significant effect: Chinese 3.5 cm, Malay 3.6 cm & Indian {ie. Singapore-Indian or Tamil} 3.8 cm." ("Penile length of newborns in Singapore", WB Lian et al. Pediatr Endocrinol Metab. 13.1 (Jan. 2000):55-62.)

2. "This fabled size of the perfect Dravidian Penis, coupled with its superior erectile stamina, enables the Dravidian male to provide much greater sexual satisfaction than the Aryan. Hence, an Aryan woman who has once had intercourse with a Dravidoid will never return to Aryan men & their irritatingly small Zubbs, as these can no longer provide her the vaginal friction necessary for orgasm." - Hindustani Folk Saying on the preference of Hindi women for Telinga soldiers imported by Mughals.

3. In contrast, the Aryan Penis is amongst the smallest in the world. Thus, as per the Andromedical Study, "The
smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in)." (ClickPress, Wed Jan 11 2006). Further, an ICMR study of 1400 Indo-Aryan men from Mumbai, Delhi & Chandigarh found: "60% of men in ... Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (1 in.) shorter than those condoms catered for." ("Oversized condoms a headache for many Indian men," Reuters, 8 Dec. 2006).
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The colossal phallic organ of a Dravidian/Dravidiod Indian (mostly Shudhra / Dalit caste and/or South Indian). The huge size is a result of evolution in harsh climates to improve heat dissipation. Stronger blood flow is required to maintain body temperature in these harsh climates, and due to this, Dravidians can maintain rock hard erections for long periods of time. While both of the above adaptations serve their purpose, they also translate to unrivalled size and stamina in the bed, which ultimately leads to superior ability in pleasuring women. The Dravidian penis has always been envied by Aryan boys and their micro-phallic counterparts for decades, and many researchers have suggested that this is a significant reason for the creation of the caste system.

While the Dravidian Penis is trouble to the Aryan males, it is the dream of the Aryan female. Many Married Aryan Womens hear about the other-worldly pleasure that can be provided by the Dravidian Penis and therefore cheat on their microphallic Aryan husbands to seek the 'Treasure of India'. Hence, many Aryan Males such as Virat Kholi and Shah Rukh Khan spend time endlessly campaigning in fairness advertisements to shame the Dravidian complexion, and hence prevent their wives choosing the superior Dravidian Dragon over the Aryan Ant.
(Aryan Mother to Daughter) Beti, do not make the same mistake I did. If you marry a Dravidian man instead, his Dravidian Penis will make your pussy rain)
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