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Drakos. Plural: Draki

Drakos’ can be very athletic, but when it comes to children’s play equipment they often require supervision.

They don’t care what others think about them and will wear an old pair of dirty white shoes until they break.

People with this name always need to shit. However, they will hold it in for too long and then it’ll get stuck up their ass.
Friend 1: Dang I sucked my shit back in my ass!
Friend 2: Oeerrr Noerrrr, you Drakos’ed it!
Drakos by DRAKOS867 June 27, 2021
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Dracosexual 

A person who wants to use the f-slur without actually having the right to use it. They use this fake sexuality to trick people. Being attracted to a character doesn't mean you're a sexuality revolving around that character.
Person 1: What is your sexuality?
Person 2: Dracosexual!
Person 1: Ew! You disgusting pig, that's not a real sexuality! *punches*
Dracosexual by 0desu January 25, 2021

Dracosexual 

A homophobic sexuality used to mock the lgtbq+ community and get a pass on a literal slur
12 yr old simp: uWu tf im dracosexual you
Lgtbq: uwu tf out homophobe
Dracosexual by PinkFridayz January 27, 2021
The gayest man that plays bad geometry game on redhuseey's discord server that bloxis finds slightly funny. Also another way of saying the word bully directly towards one. A drakosa can be encountered when some kid starts to be a bully, particularly a cyberbully.
A drakosa: "you better not be saying some gay shit again idiot. go back to team fortress two"
Person: yeah you drakosa i have friends too you know? right reader?"
drakosa by Bloxis November 17, 2018

Dirty Dragos 

Dirty dragos is when you try to suck your own dick while validating your bus card
-Michael did a dirty dragos when coming home from work with the last bus
Dirty Dragos by BogusAnalus June 6, 2020

Dragostea Din Tei

(n.) A Romanian love song which translates literally into "Love From the Linden Trees". Performed by O-Zone, the song is used in the popular flash movie "Numa Numa Dance". The real title of the song is often ignored in favor of the newer one, and is unfortunately virtually forgotten
"d00d, its t3h numa numa danse omg lol!!!!111eleven"

"NO. WRONG. It's Dragostea Din Tei. So take that and shove it up your NUMA."

Dracosexual 

a word extremely homophobic. it invalidates the LGBTQ community.
"did you hear?? theyre dracosexual"
"oh my fucking god thats so fucking stupid."
Dracosexual by pupiiteef January 17, 2021
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