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Memes are a lifestyle and art used by teens and adults who are willing to actually live a life that doesn't include depression. Technically the main reason half the world has not committed die.
my friend: do u kno de wae tu ze spaghet memes ma brudda
me:no stop
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by Bloxis November 11, 2018

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Anime is the thing all of us degenera- ascendants watch on a secondly basis. It is made in the planet Japan and has been around for decades. It is a popular cure for depression, along with memes and gallons of LSD. Popular anime includes: Dragon Ball Z (frieza is cooler than cell lol), Sword Art Online (ban this), My Hero Academia and it's extremely long episodes and many other shi- amazing shows! Also there's hentai, but we don't talk about here kids. There are many different fans of it, such as weebs, otakus and weaboos a.k.a me. Genres mainly consist of Shounen (fighting), Magic, School Girls and Idol Groups. Also there are lots of alternate universe ones but they are bad so ok. Thank you for reading and remember to make blood pink or you want high ratings on your shows! (danganronpa why) If you wanted to read up what manga is, go to your nearest comic con.
A massive weeb: lol did you watch the English version of konosuba?! If you didn't I'll break your left arm? (Nani?)
Me: sorry but I have good taste in anime... go watch your hentai.
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by Bloxis August 29, 2019

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Surprised pikachu meme is a really gay meme that is often used when a person gets irritated by someone on a sociable app to show that they are mentally depressed. Was created when a person watched one of the old gen pokémon animes and screenshotted it then spammed it everywhere. Is now overused pretty much everywhere.
person1: hey did you watch the new venom movie
person 2: no I'm underaged learn to check peoples profiles you american
person1: :surprised pikachu meme image:
person2: never talk to me again
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by Bloxis November 11, 2018

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The gayest man that plays bad geometry game on redhuseey's discord server that bloxis finds slightly funny. Also another way of saying the word bully directly towards one. A drakosa can be encountered when some kid starts to be a bully, particularly a cyberbully.
A drakosa: "you better not be saying some gay shit again idiot. go back to team fortress two"
Person: yeah you drakosa i have friends too you know? right reader?"
by Bloxis November 17, 2018

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Weebs are a bunch of normal definitely not devolved anime fans who believe that anime is the source of human existence. They are usually American, as the Japanese are just normal people. Weebs have a strange habit of dressing up as 14 year old school girls with oversized boobs and collosal eyes. They like to go with thousands of members of their species to cons, where they spend their life savings on a super saiyan 10 Goku figure or some hentai videos (usually both). They are intent on learning Japanese, especially the words and phrases; KOMICHIWA ONEE CHAN!, NANI?!, KAWAII! and basically nothing else. They are usually being arrested for attacking 'normies', people who don't believe their shitty ide- I mean fair thoughts. They normally live with their parents, waiting for their beloved waifu to finally become real, however they do not realize that anime doesn't exist and they are wasting their lives. Thank you for reading and remember, if you see a weeb, run a way to the depths of Canada where you will be safe.
a bunch of weebs: lol hey I just bought some hentai from crunchyroll con isn't that cool *sniffle*
me: get out my sight you uncultured RWBY fanboy
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by Bloxis August 30, 2019

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