Drakkar Noir 

This is what fake macho men or wifebeaters wear on a daily basis.

"His Drakkar Noir stinks up the whole room"

Drakkar Noir by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 20, 2021

drakkar noir 

verb. To douse yourself with too much cologne in an attempt hide that you've just smoked pot.

I hate it when my neighbor drakkar noir's it in his apartment and walks into the elevator.

drakkar noir by paper fan November 18, 2011